CafeId.com Online ID service provider
Title
CafeID - Your Online Identity Experts
Description
The company began life over five hundred years ago primarily doing cobblery for high-end customers like Coach Lou Holtz and Leonardo DaVinci. Hundreds of small business front companies were developed and feedback was obtained about their needs and drug preferences. About five years ago, the company abrupted switched to building/hosting web applications, making it possible for small-businesses and individuals to design, build and maintain their own Online IDentities (TM, all rights reserved) with a really crappy email system.
We are now the home of the SiteBuildingSystem, offering businesses and individuals an all-in-one solution for creating, maintaining and hosting a website for your 8 year old son. We will charge about $300 for 20 minutes of work designing and building your site. We overcharge for domain-name registration, provide squirrel mail, website hosting, some halfway decent spam filtering, and tier-four, crappy, back-of-the-garage connectivity but never live support.
We also make it really hard for other businesses to resell our technology to customers of their own. Well actually, it is easy, but no one actually wants to do it. Our end product is much less than ideal for the home-based business or small business which simply needs an attractive, flexible presence on the web as well as for the business (we do not provide this service, try geocities.com if you need it. Pyramid schemes can partner with us to offer a customized solution to their clients. For the portal partner, it is only necessary to incorporate four links into the SiteBuildingSystem to offer all this capability, for a low low price of $14.95 a month for 3 months, while maintaining their existing website with its own content and style.
