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HUSTLER's Barely Legal. Alex just turned 18

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Alex just turned 18. The pert high-school senior is ready to break out of her squeaky-clean image. Alex wishes one of the sulky stoner boys would ask her out, but the pothead crowd doesn't know she's alive. The other night, the captain of the football team took Alex to his house to see Grease. The movie stank, but Olivia Newton-John's transformation from goody-two-shoes to leather slut gave Alex a brilliant idea.

The next day in study hall, Alex made a deal with Regina Shank, one of the most notorious hosebags in school. Alex promised that she'd write Regina's term papers if Regina would give her a bad-girl makeover. Regina agreed. After Alex wrote Regina's "A" paper on Beowulf, Regina took the fallen cheerleader on a car date with two fringy-haired pot dealers named Shawn and Terry.

Alex loved smoking pot from a bong filled with Southern Comfort. After they were stoned, Terry taught her to "ball gargle." Alex sucked Terry's dick. Just before he was about to blow, Alex took a swig of Pabst and washed down his load with a mouthful of beer. If Alex lets Regina cheat off her English final, the stoner queen promised to take Alex to a speed-metal gang-bang at an abandoned house. Fuck school. Sex-play is the greatest teacher.