FuriosiTy.com

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furiosity.com: wielding righteous indignation like the hammer of judgment, baby -- a site for satire, editorials, humor, movie reviews, rants, and other hilarity

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Eminem shocked and disappointed fans recently when he told MTV that he's "stupid" and has "a small penis", causing sales of the rapper's latest album to fall sharply.

"It's a real surprise," said die-hard fan Stan Waters."I always thought he was the best, man, I mean I even got a tattoo with his name across my chest. Now I feel stupid, how am I supposed to get that shit off?"

Guitar legend Eddie Van Halen is reported to be near death today following complications related to a degenerative aging disorder. Doctors say the rocker, who's recently battled cancer, alcoholism, and hip replacement, "has the body of a man at least twice his age."

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