Hobix.com
Title
hobix&you!! feel yeah!!
Description
What Is??
A coat arrives at your door. Your mom said she’d drop it off at the door and she did. You inherited the coat from your gramps. Hey, wo! This coat has a skinny pocket, runs vertically over your left breast. (How neat and discreet.) And wonderful knobbly wooden buttons.
New Coat for Your Blahhg, Want It??
Hobix is a new coat, but it’s really funky, you gotta be adventurous and intrepid. You have to be able to do a triple front-flip without using your legs at all. If you use Hobix and you can’t do a triple front-flip without using your legs, then you will go to Federal prison. Because you’re almost definitely pullin other heists that are unpaid, comin after ya.
Yeah, so?? So what’s adventurous about that?? How is that new and revolutionary and rad and freaky sweet and such?? O-ho. Well, let me tell ya.
Languages
English
Contact
- Layered Technologies
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- Frisco TX
- US 75034
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- +1.9723987998
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- Alexa: Hobix.com
