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Humor Gazette: John Breneman's Blog satire and fake news on politics, pop culture, Bush, money, sex, Jacko, cheap laughs
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The George W. Bush Loyalty Quiz
Are you a true believer in George W. Bush, or do you think he has been a miserable failure? Take our handy quiz and we'll gauge your level of support for the 43rd president.
"Did you hear about this al-Zarqawi? They knocked him out over the weekend and al Qaeda has chosen a new leader. His name is Abu Hamza al-Muhajer. Yeah, he's the new al Qaeda leader in Iraq and it's a huge step for this guy because his last job he was in charge of corporate gifting. ... They didn't waste any time. Zarqawi was killed and they named this Abu Hamza al-Muhajer, or as the special forces refer to him, 'Next'" --David Letterman
"The FBI says it wants Zarqawi's DNA so they can compare it with samples found in other terrorist safe houses and to establish the extent of his influence. And if need be, clone him so he can be killed again closer to the midterm elections." --Jon Stewart
