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Johnny America: Dieting with Jesus
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About Johnny America
Johnny America (ISSN 1553-9177) is a little publication of fiction, humor, and other miscellany. It is published about twice a year by the Moon Rabbit Drinking Club & Benevolence Society. ‘Johnny America’ is the name of the journal, of the web site, and of a svelte rabbit who lives in a bungalow on the Moon between two rivers of wine (one red, one white), but it is not the name of any human individual likely to answer correspondence.
Johnny spends most of his days lounging against a low crater, fishing rod in paw. Some afternoons he helps plow the cheese fields—to earn extra money for carrots—but usually he’s in the valley cut by the Mercer and Mancini Rivers, idling. The fish on the Moon are constantly drunk and easy to catch. They look almost exactly like bass, but taste like marmalade.
From time to time Johnny casts his line toward Earth, slides down the filament, and calls a meeting of the Moon Rabbit Drinking Club & Benevolence Society. The meetings are typically pot-luck affairs. Johnny contributes wine and Moon cheese, which is lighter than Earth cheese because gravity is not so greedy there. Emily brings delicious Scotch; Jonathan offers tonic and gin, which only he drinks; Patrick supplies bourbon, Coca-Cola, and crawfish gumbo. Others bring other things too numerous to enumerate. A good time is had by all.
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