MidnightPlumbers.com
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Midnight Plumbers Home
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About the Site
If you like the look of the site then we have a page containing all of the technical details showing how it was put together, what tools and scripts etc. were used.
About the Midnight Plumbers
Spoken of in the same way as such mysterious groups as the Knights Templar, the Prince Hall Shriners, Opus Dei, the Bilderberg Group or the Hair Bear Bunch, so we have the Midnight Plumbers. Whispered in awe, murmured in jealous tones, held in equal measure of fear and respect, the Midnight Plumbers have a growing reputation of global proportions. Yet so little is known - and so much will never be known - about this enigmatic unit. That is, after all, part and parcel of being mysterious. Here is what can be told without disclosing core secrets or leaving the group open to ridicule. The Midnight Plumbers have no political, religious or musical affiliation. They are answerable to no man although they are at the bidding of a few women. They are here, there and nowhere in particular. They stand for truth, justice and the West Highland Way. Quite often they stand to let other people go to the toilet. They have their finger on the pulse, a finger in many pies, a foot in each camp and a leg up the ladder. They are very good at Twister.
Here are some facts. And some fiction. There are six permanent members of the MPSC (Midnight Plumbers Security Council). Their identities are shrouded in secrecy, mystery and embarrassment. Even their families are unaware of their true roles in the Plumbers' network (in fact, particularly their families). The permanent members are known to the world as Fat Plumber, Techie Plumber, Bearded Plumber, Grumpy Plumber, Old Plumber and Bowler Plumber. In the interests of security and to complicate matters, all of these names are applicable to more than one member. Their full-time occupations are, non-respectively, IT professional (2), customs and excise official, journalist, librarian (2). The full range of special skills learned in such varied professions has been utilised in aid of the Plumbers' cause. The Midnight Plumbers convene each Thursday in life in the table in the far corner of The Forester's Arms, a charming hostelry in the quaint Scottish village of Cambusbarron, just outside the new, yet ancient, city of Stirling. They are believed to be the world's first dedicated group of international race-going plumbers. Six years ago they declared war on the turf accountants of the world. They may be losing the global battle but remain determined to win the war.
