SlapAss.net

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This page has sites that offer 3 day free trials. So you get a full 3 days to look over the site and see if it is worth it for you to join. Why do they do this? Because they have tons of good shit and they figure you will for sure join after seeing how much they have to offer. What do you have to lose? Nothing it is FREE! I have tried to give something for everyone, teens, lesbians, big cock sex and more.

I am back!

Yeah it has been awhile. I was recently out with a babe and her friend. It was nuts. No one talked to either one of them. It is not like I was the life of the club or something and scared off all comers. We have a few bottles of Champaign going so that people knew they were with me. I still expected guys to try and peel off the extra babe. They were both smokin' hot, and they were wearing fuck me dresses. We kill like 3 bottles of champagne and stumble for the exit. Hit another club for like 30 minutes and then grab my babe and head for the fun stuff. She was wobbling but I thought we were more then good to go. Wham she starts tossing her cookies. FUCK! or NO FUCK! She is now covered in puke which I clean up off the hardwood floor. I leave her on the floor cover her with a towel and go to bed. There was no way to drag her threw a shower and why dirty all the stuff on the bed? Well my alcohol soaked brain thought this was a great solution. For the next 2 days she was sore and did not feel good as her asshole boyfriend left her passed out on the floor all night. I heard this repeated over and over to every girlfriend that would listen. So was I pig for leaving her on the floor pass out and covered in puke? I did not take the opportunity to get dead fish

Cell Phone Porn

This is clearly the weirdest thing they have come up with lately. Your out with friends and suddenly you need to cum. Impolite to ask the girls around you to give free show while you relieve yourself. So here is where the trusty cell phone comes in. You have pre downloaded some choice porn from your favorite cell phone porn site. You find a quiet corner and beat off to the little grainy pictures. My phone is a pretty good size and it is about slightly larger then 1"x1". Wow! You can almost make out what sex the person is. Be careful in the pre download or you are going to wank to your mom's x-mas photo because she was wearing a light tan sweater that looks like flesh on your phone. Lets say you are sure it is gender correct porn and it is good stuff as you saw it on a real screen and your memory is ok. Where the hell do you want jerk off that is so far from the comfort of home or other really secure environment. Does this lead to jerking off in public restrooms or the park? Is this sort of what we need? The next step in human development is our ability to get off when ever and where ever.... I am going to find my cell phone and well...

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