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I used to work in a really classy restaurant. Some of you may have heard of it, Dairy Queen. Anyway, one night we were doing the wet towel thing just before closing time. One of the little hotties (that I had been trying to hookup with for at least a month) went to snap me in the ass when I wasnt looking. I turned around just in time to catch it in the left nut. Now it wasnt a really good hit, just enough to put that knot in your stomach. When I saw the look on her face I just had to played it up. I got down on one knee clutching my sack, then stood up and went to the staff bathroom. Waited in there for about 5 minutes and then emerged to finish up my closing duties.

After we closed the place we went our separate ways, which meant we all took our own cars to the usual Saturday night machinery road party. About 2 hours after arriving I ran into the little hottie that snapped me.

Before I went out of town last weekend, I took the face plate out of my car stereo and hid it somewhere in my house. This was all in the name of safety... being that my piece of shit neon with the manual everything, sitting in my suburban middle-class neighborhood parking lot, is a prime target for burglary.

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