TooLazyForTrafficSchool.com
Title
- Too Lazy For Traffic School.com ::
Contact
- Nguyen, Thomas
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Description
Welcome to the TooLazyForTrafficSchool.com Before we get started, let’s clear the air: you don’t want to be here, do you? You just want this whole thing to be over with, right? Even though you’re normally a perfect driver, a little while back you committed some traffic violation…and you had an audience: a police officer. You thought that being ogled by everyone and their dog as they passed you was punishment enough, but the police officer didn’t agree. So, you got a ticket and now, adding insult to injury, you’re stuck taking this class.
But wait! Traffic school isn’t required! You could eat the points and let your insurance rates double. You could skip the class…and the opportunity to get smarter. But who wouldn’t really jump at the chance to brush up on the rules of the road? And what easier way to do it than on-line? No scheduling eight hours on a Saturday to sit in a windowless room and listen to Ben Stein read from the DMV handbook. You can do this any time! You can do it at your own pace! You can even do it naked, if you want! (We don’t need to know about it if you go that route. Really.) The point is, since traffic school isn’t a requirement, you don’t have to be here…you choose to be. Which means that you really DO want to be here, after all! Right? (We knew it all along.)
Okay, since you’re probably here because you were speeding or ran a red light, we’ll guess that patience may not be your virtue, so we’ll get on with it! We’ll try to make this as painless as possible. In fact, we’re confident that at the end of this class, you’ll be glad you got the ticket just so you could have the joy of experiencing the TooLazyForTrafficSchool.com
