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About This Site I'm quite normal, really. I was born in a mental institution in western Mongolia [Dund-Us, to be precise]. I was raised by several nuns and a flock of raving Mongolian madmen. My first word was 'butter'. It doesn't mean 'butter' in Mongol. When I was thirteen I ran away and joined the Chinese Navy, only to be attacked by pirates and left for dead off the coast of Timboor Island. I lived wild for a year on the island, and to this day flinch at the sight of a seagull.