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2. Throw a "Soon-to-Be-Single" Party. This is a great way to figure out who your real buddies are. Send out RSVP party invitations to all the friends you and your soon-to-be ex share. Include an amiable note letting them know that now is the time to choose sides. They can demonstrate their loyalty to you by sending you one of the gifts on your Amazon.com wish list. You can have a great party and score a new toaster to replace the one your ex is getting in the divorce settlement.
3. Don't Forget to Ask for "Petimony." Topics like child support and child custody trigger some of the most heated and bitter quarrels people go through during a divorce. However, this doesn't mean childless couples can't get in on some of the drama. If you have one or more pet, you can engage in heated arguments about who pays for vet bills, food, housing, therapy, and other necessities for your little darlings. The more exotic and expensive the pet, the more fun this process can be. For example, if you have a talking African grey parrot, you can bring the bird in to have its own "say" on the topic of custody.
4. Play a Little Dirty. If your spouse has an adult DVD collection, make it clear that you want your fair share of these valuable "resources." Put together an itemized list of the titles to discuss during the property division phase. Insist that you want this to be a fair split. He can keep "Debbie Does Dallas," but you want "A Night in Paris." Request that any unlabeled DVDs be reviewed in the presence of your family law attorney so that the value of the contents can be accurately determined. Be firm but reasonable, and above all, keep a straight face.
5. Always Dress the Part. You should, of course, treat all divorce proceedings with an appropriate level of gravitas. Prepare to attend each hearing or meeting in full evening dress. Wearing a tuxedo or a floor-length gown may seem a little over the top, but it will make you feel glamorous and give a boost to your self-esteem. You can always claim you were on your way to the opera and find it very gauche to have your rich social life interrupted by such vulgar tasks as signing papers and divvying up the lawn furniture.
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The key to making sophistication and elegance sexually attractive is coming up with a place that makes you think, "Hmm....I never did the dirty here before..." or "This area is so clean...I want to have sex, and add a little dirty to this mix!" Imagine the most elegant, upscale debutante party, and think of how incredibly erotic it would be to sneak off with a refined bachelor who is giving you the eye. This is the mood that you need to create if you want to have sophisticated sex.
Romance is a key aspect of any major sophisticated sex romp. (Yes, the hackneyed candlelight lovemaking sessions actually are worth something here.) Rose petal covered beds, 1500-thread count sheets made of Egyptian Cotton, and even chocolate body whip can be used to have an elegant yet romantic roll in the sack. When you are trying to go for sophisticated sex, think of the many upscale, sensuous, and possibly gourmet goodies that you can add to the mix. This is a sex adventure that is supposed to be opulent, romantic, and able to appeal to every sense a human being has. So, go ahead! Light those candles, rent that hotel room, buy some Godiva chocolates, and start preparing a bottle of your favorite sparkling beverage.
If you want to set the mood before you decide to do the dirty, it's a good idea to plan a date that a sophisticated couple would enjoy. Are there any fundraiser galas being thrown in your area? What about wine tastings, plays in theaters, or gallery openings? If you can't find anything at all similar to these events, you can always settle for a night out at a classy restaurant. As long as you set a sophisticated mood, you'll adore having sophisticated sex later that night.
A last thing that will make or break your sophisticated sex date will be your clothing. Sex won't feel sophisticated if you see your partner in sweatpants and a hoodie. You won't feel sophisticated is you end up arriving to the hot date in a tatty bathrobe, either. Dress up in your best clothing. Get your hair styles, a manicure, a pedicure, and accessorize your outfit until you look like the most sophisticated woman you can be. If you can manage to get your man to wear a sharp business suit or tuxedo, even better. Love might be blind, but lust has 20/20 vision.
And don't let either of you forget how important a bit of lady grooming between the hedges is and how much a bit of manscaping will be more than appreciated. All that expensive lingerie and time sprucing yourself up will quickly be lost if your man can't find your lady lips between your overgrown hedge.
Once you try sophisticated sex, you'll probably wonder why you haven't done it earlier. The romance, the passion, the slight air of mystery, and the sheer decadence of a night of uncharacteristically sophisticated fun is a great way to spend a night with your lover.
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The sheer amount of content is awesome. It is mostly in video form, which makes for an easy (and enjoyable) learning experience.
However, I wasn't overly thrilled about the animated position guides. While it's a good idea, I've always felt that there is too much emphasis put on crazy new positions. Eventually, it becomes silly. I mean, how many different rear entry positions do you need to know? And why name it something different every time the angle changes by a tenth of a degree? So you put one leg up and kept one down. Who cares? It's all doggy style. No need for silly names like "the Fire Hydrant," or "the G Spot Jiggy." There are three basic ways you can have sex: lying, sitting, or standing. The guy can be on top or the girl can be on top. You can be facing towards or away from one another. You can figure the rest out on your own. Enough said.
Thankfully, the biggest portion of the site is devoted to video advice. And it delivers big time. There are ten different DVD sets that cover almost every physical sexual technique. Everything from fingering, oral, etc. is covered. The best content comes from Dr. Natasha Terry (certified clinical sexologist, whatever that means) and her lovely assistants.
They talk extensively about the G-spot stimulation and angles that feel good inside the vagina. They go into several different techniques for digital and oral stimulation as well as penetration techniques.
One technique in particular called the UFO technique, meaning Ultimate Female Orgasm, gets a lot of attention and is taught in at least two of the DVDs. This method stimulates both the clitoris and the G-spot at the same time. I've personally tested it out and found the results to be very satisfactory. Honestly, it's hard to get the hang of at first, but if you watch the videos a few times, you'll figure it out. While it worked beautifully, I'm not exactly sure it gave the "ultimate" orgasm. For that, I think you have to go beyond the physical and employ some psychological stimulation. For that I'd recommend checking out The Masterful Lover Manual by David Shade.
LoveCentria's Secrets of a Sexual Surrogate DVD provided some eye opening info about how sex is for a woman. A professional sexual surrogate named Sandra coaches her partner through a multitude of techniques to improve stimulation for a woman. She shows him ways to kiss, caress, and touch her in all the right ways while constantly giving verbal feedback. She guides him through the UFO technique along with many sexual positions. She shows how to use pillows to get just the right angles and penetration depths. This is a very valuable part of LoveCentria. It just might be my favorite section.
As a bonus to your membership, you get access to Men's Forte, an online magazine full of sexual information (not to mention the streaming XXX videos). You also get 12 bonus E-books dealing with things like kissing, controlling ejaculation, g-spot orgasms, even anal sex.
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