OysterDerby.com
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- about.
- I am mostly interested in interesting things. I am somewhat of an art buff, and enjoy going to galleries and shows. Well, you get all the free wine and cheese you can take, so that may have something to do with it. I am a very “Hands On” type of guy, and I love to work on my truck and motorcycle… Whether it’s a full restoration or an oil change, there is a satisfaction there that you cannot find elsewhere. I volunteer at the local bar a few times a week as a booze taster, but I can’t stand the local club scene. Pretentious people suck. I love dogs, but am away from my house too much to have one, so I have a kitten, Litterhead. They rock. I can’t get enough of that cheesy Cinimax softcore porn…a bag of microwave popcorn, a cold beer and some late-night Skinimax…Heaven. Pure unadulterated Heaven. If I could be anywhere at this very moment, I would be back in my Mother’s womb, nurtured, secure and safe from the horrors of this world. I think that lying is for assholes. And that’s no lie. Bagpipes make me cry uncontrolably. I have no idea why. I sing Sinatra and Dean at Karaoke. I love to dance. I tell secrets in my sleep. I can be sarcastic and crass, and I will make you laugh until you pee.
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