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The Church of Dysfunction
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- WINCHESTER, KY (AP) — An unidentified male, known only as ‘Reverend’, died Wednesday after ingesting a large amount of soy sauce at an undisclosed Chinese buffet in Winchester. The bottle of Kikoman boasts 960mg of sodium per individual serving of soy sauce. According to witnesses, the victim allegedly drank an entire bottle of the salty concoction in an action simply known as “turning the bottle up”. Funeral services have yet to be scheduled, and a public memorial will be held at the Clark County Fairgrounds, complete with carnie-folk and a demolition derby.
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